Humor (40K style)

Hello all,

This is a short post as I am about to get off work and head out.
Since I am in a bit of a silly mood I thought I would share some of the geek humor that has been running around in my head.

part 1- Chuck Norris jokes (I thought these up while sitting traffic yesterday...)

When Chuck Norris plays 40K all objectives on the table are automatically contested!

Matt Ward originally envisioned Chuck Norris as the chapter master of the Grey Knights. But after only one test game the current version of Grey Knights was released as an Underpowered compromise.

part 2- the Visual - all three are ideas I had for "Torrent of Fire" humor







Well that's all I have time for right now.
Let me know what you think...

PS: Also look at this from "The Magnificent Bastards" (This should be the new mission statement for Paint judging)

RGH